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roomate dhumketu and i, down at the local
batting cages. this comment pertains only
to heads: notice the brilliant glint off
of his, and how the abnormal shape of mine
knocks the helmet sideways.
                i think i kicked open the bathroom door and
snapped this one of my friend chris unsuspectingly;
i guess we should be thankful it came out as seemly
as it did
               
here's one of my stepsisters, marissa. she's
a flirty, capricious, ghetto-bootied motormouth
punk...but yeah, she's cool.
                my old roomate Paul, shown here resting after
a spot of Bball. gah, i'm crossing my legs
just looking at that sucker...his raw sex appeal
just twists your knickers, doesn't it?
               
just me, giving the love to my board it so preciously
deserves. i love you, sweetie, and i hope you're
living it up there in thrasher heaven. lord knows
i'll never see you again...i'm headed for programmer
hell instead. but we had some good times, eh?
                my father, Hernando Bentoneuz Carloso Cambrino
Come la Hierba, in his native nicaraguan garb. He is best known for his bloody guerilla tactics while
he served as Juan Valdez's right hand man during the
Java wars of the early 70's.


               
sigh, the random doorstep adoption theory i had
running is pretty much shot to hell by this picture.
point of interest: i had to tell them i had an inoperable
brain tumor to get them to smile for this shot.